Long Range lens?

[acherontia]

Here's a few of the jokes - please take them with humour!! Last one's the best.
If you're offended - don't forget you can always turn some of them round


Q How do Canon, Nikon, Pentax and Olympus users trigger their off-camera hotshoe flashes?
A With expensive wireless triggers.
Q How does a Sony / Minolta user trigger their flashes?
A I don't know. It just happens.

Q How do you know if a Canon user has used your camera?
A You find it was set on 'Auto'... which is a feature you didn't even know your camera had.

Q How many Canon users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A None. They can't focus in low light, so they have to wait 'til the morning.

A bloke walks into a camera store and says ‘Can I have a lens cap for the Canon?’
The sales assist thinks for a moment, then goes to the manager and whispers in his ear.
The manager returns and says ‘Certainly Sir – that seems like a fair deal.’


Acher

[Jim Ford]

La, la, la - can't hear you!

Jim