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15-06-2007, 10:13 PM
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| | | "Get A Real Job!"
Right, due to certain comments from members of the public along the lines of "You Never Do Anything" and "Get A Real Job" when we ask them to stop their beloved faultless hounds of death bounce happily and innocently into the marshes to unleash their teeth on the lapwing and little egrets, I have decided that I need a clever comeback. I know we are jack-of-all-trades and all that, but I can't be bothered to explain that digging drainage ditches in December in 2 foot deep mud while it tips down with rain sleet and bottles thrown by chavs, is actually work. I need something far wittier and cleverer to keep myself amused.
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15-06-2007, 10:16 PM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
You want a jacket with Belmarsh Prison Phychiatric Ward written on it.
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15-06-2007, 10:17 PM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
I have the perfect riposte to such intelligent statements - however i cant post it on a family forum such as this - suffice to say that there are two words, the first has four letters and the second is "off" , if you get my drift 
another perfect response is "why" all innocent like , or "yep your right" that really confuses them
or my personal favorite "wibble" - best accompanied by rolling eyes , and an insane grin ala jack nicholson 
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15-06-2007, 10:45 PM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
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or my personal favorite "wibble" - best accompanied by rolling eyes , and an insane grin ala jack nicholson
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A pair of underpants on your head might add to the effect
henrya |
15-06-2007, 10:50 PM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
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Originally Posted by thunder  Quote
or my personal favorite "wibble" - best accompanied by rolling eyes , and an insane grin ala jack nicholson
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A pair of underpants on your head might add to the effect
henrya | and two pencils up the nose
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15-06-2007, 11:11 PM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
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and two pencils up the nose
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Not before youv'e done a Risk Assessment!
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15-06-2007, 11:15 PM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
nah - you got that wrong - thats not a line from blackadder
the next bit is about the triumph of muskets over sharpened fruit
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15-06-2007, 11:43 PM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
Nice one eeyore |
16-06-2007, 06:19 AM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
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Originally Posted by thunder Quote
or my personal favorite "wibble" - best accompanied by rolling eyes , and an insane grin ala jack nicholson
Endquote
A pair of underpants on your head might add to the effect
henrya | You've been watching too much Blackadder henrya!
Where's the pencils up the nose?
Doh! Typical me not reading the next posts!
Just tell them you're Mr Ploppy APC.
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16-06-2007, 01:20 PM
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| | | Re: "Get A Real Job!"
I've decided to flash them instead. That way they bring more people for me to talk to and a nice room where I can rock. | | | |
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