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31-07-2006, 11:08 PM
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Just in case I've never mentioned it in the forum rules, terms and conditions, FAQs etc. Wild About Britain isn't a dating site.
I've been so busy during the past couple of weeks that I've only been able to get on the site every now and then, but is it me or does there seem to be more wildlife on the site at the moment than there is out and about in the woods?
The females seem to be getting a bit too much interest from the males - who are flashing feathers, calling day and night, prancing about, grunting etc. And there also seems to be a bit of friction between some of the male species as well - with all the usual marking of territories, locking horns and so on.
I hope I'm wrong, but it just seems as though things might get a bit out of hand, so I thought I'd check. We've always been extremely lucky to have a cracking community with a great bunch of members and a good bit of banter, but I just want to make sure that things don't go too far.
Remember, there's only one silverback on Wild About Britain...and that's glsammy 
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31-07-2006, 11:14 PM
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It must be the weather. was all harmless fun i promise...but my horns are the biggest ! |
01-08-2006, 12:05 AM
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Touche |
01-08-2006, 12:16 AM
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Would have made some interesting photos, though... |
01-08-2006, 06:17 AM
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Doing an Uncle Albert now..During the war, they added bromide to tea. Next step Stu!
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01-08-2006, 07:01 AM
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what is that sound........?
I know it from somewhere......
oh yeah it's a hammer hitting the nail on the head  |
01-08-2006, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Gill Catton what is that sound........?
I know it from somewhere......
oh yeah it's a hammer hitting the nail on the head | Couldn't agree more
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01-08-2006, 08:50 AM
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Wait until the first two weeks of October when the rut starts |
01-08-2006, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Kev Lewis Wait until the first two weeks of October when the rut starts | Oh no! 
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01-08-2006, 09:10 AM
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It's ok-we'll de-antler them!
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01-08-2006, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Wild-Woman It's ok-we'll de-antler them! | That sounds like a cunning plan to me WW
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01-08-2006, 09:38 AM
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Loppers at the ready Nicole! ww
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01-08-2006, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Wild-Woman Loppers at the ready Nicole! ww | ohhh im so going to enjoy this one ww..ill just have a route around in my shed and find my rusty old bow saw. tee hee 
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01-08-2006, 10:55 AM
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is anyone else feeling kinda insecure right now or is just me ???? |
01-08-2006, 11:00 AM
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Just stay away from the blade end-us hinds are dangerous!!
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01-08-2006, 11:31 AM
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stop it ww, i am now scared! Quote: |
Originally Posted by Wild-Woman Just stay away from the blade end-us hinds are dangerous!! | |
01-08-2006, 11:31 AM
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Blimey there’s female wimmin on this site!
(runs to change into clean shirt) (puts on the only pair of unholy socks)
(Says “Helloooo” in Leslie Phillips fashion)
(Remembers morbid fear of the female persuasion person)
(Feels totally embarrassed, sits quietly in corner, pretends to read, and hopes that no ones noticed him) 
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01-08-2006, 12:52 PM
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I wander if Stu is regretting starting this thread I am in stitches here
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01-08-2006, 12:58 PM
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You were spotted Kev but I didn't want to say anything incase we got in trouble.  |
01-08-2006, 01:22 PM
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clean shirt and holefree socks ? I thought he was just the waiter ? |
01-08-2006, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Persephone You were spotted Kev but I didn't want to say anything incase we got in trouble. | Oh no, just my luck, of all people to spot me, it had to be "Persephone", "Goddess of the underworld". otherwise known as "Queen of the dead".
“Of all the internet sites in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine".
I bet Brad pitt never has this problem? 
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01-08-2006, 01:32 PM
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Nah. One of the many Kev's. Forgot what number one he is. About Kev mach VIII.
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01-08-2006, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Captain Kev Oh no, just my luck, of all people to spot me, it had to be "Persephone", "Goddess of the underworld". otherwise known as "Queen of the dead".
“Of all the internet sites in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine".
I bet Brad pitt never has this problem? | Well...as a Goddess, she is everywhere, all of the time.
Can I offer you a pomegranate? Symbolises longevity, you know. How's that for irony. |
01-08-2006, 03:14 PM
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Persephone Quote: |
Can I offer you a pomegranate? Symbolises longevity, you know. How's that for irony.
| What's that saying "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts", don't try to tempt me with your forbidden fruit, although I do quite like Pomegranites, no, must resist, musssst resiisst,
Oh OK then, no doubt I'll die another thousand deaths, tut tut.
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01-08-2006, 05:49 PM
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I hope this forum does not become a Nanny state like some I know of.  | | |
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