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19-09-2007, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Za I quite like the sheep throwing idea!!! *Throws sheep at Eeyore* 
Za | I thought that it was illegal? Ram raiding is, and isn't that the same sort of thing? AND if you can talk about mooncups and tampons etc., why cann't I go to the pub for lunch and Spotted oeoeoeoe for my pudding! It is soooooo unfair.
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19-09-2007, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Interpreter I thought that it was illegal? Ram raiding is, and isn't that the same sort of thing? AND if you can talk about mooncups and tampons etc., why cann't I go to the pub for lunch and Spotted oeoeoeoe for my pudding! It is soooooo unfair.
P.S. How fit is she anyway. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. | Very - but unfortunately she quit the site partly due to the alpha male tendencies of some members ( not danny boy specifically i hasten to add) - somewhere arround theres a thread started by stu which is entitled "WAB is not Udate" or similar
I tend to agree about the moon cups etc discussion - but i guess the rule is no rude words or graphic descriptions and it is a valid eco debate if not a very seemly one.
*hurls lamb at interpreter* 
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19-09-2007, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by eeyore inventive innit - who needs facebook *heaves a heffalump at Jdurbo* | *Hurls a rhino back at eeyore*  | 
19-09-2007, 10:32 AM
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| | | Re: Poke Trebuchet set up and ready.
Cattle rounded up...........
I agree with what you are saying with the mooncups and similar. But then why cant we write about "the plastic form of protection a man may wear for night time exercises??" (being careful so not to lose post). I put up a joke, right at the end of the script was one hardly bad word ((not now adays any how) see description above) and mods scrapped my post.
I think most kids would know straight away what you are talking about if you mentioned c', unlike mooncups which need explanations.
As interpreter said; its soooooo unfair
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19-09-2007, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Meles meles Trebuchet set up and ready.
Cattle rounded up...........
I agree with what you are saying with the mooncups and similar. But then why cant we write about "the plastic form of protection a man may wear for night time exercises??" (being careful so not to lose post). I put up a joke, right at the end of the script was one hardly bad word ((not now adays any how) see description above) and mods scrapped my post.
I think most kids would know straight away what you are talking about if you mentioned c', unlike mooncups which need explanations.
As interpreter said; its soooooo unfair | you could be right - but we generally have the rule that mod decisions are final and not discussed on the boards , like a lot of rules which impinge on normal folk like me and thee this came into being because of the stupidity of an inconsiderate minority. Similarly the swearing filtere was tightened up because of one or two people who couldnt get the idea of a family freindly site through their oooooooo heads
that said i cant see why anyone would object to your joke about pac a macs
*Shelters under an elk in preparation for rain of cows - and cunningly prepares to deploy a weapon of moose destruction*
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19-09-2007, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by eeyore you could be right - but we generally have the rule that mod decisions are final and not discussed on the boards , like a lot of rules which impinge on normal folk like me and thee this came into being because of the stupidity of an inconsiderate minority. Similarly the swearing filtere was tightened up because of one or two people who couldnt get the idea of a family freindly site through their oooooooo heads
that said i cant see why anyone would object to your joke about pac a macs
*Shelters under an elk in preparation for rain of cows - and cunningly designs a weapon of moose destruction* | ha ha you showed your face, you charasmatic, charmful wonder of a man he he 
"pelts over two cows rampant with MCD at eeyore"
Seriously though, I thought i understood why they removed my joke. I mean "comdom" is a bad word, nobody uses it (the word that is). (time it, i bet 30 mins befor removed)
As you said the moderators word is final.................
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19-09-2007, 12:47 PM
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| | | Re: Poke Sorry just had to mention this.... has anyone noticed the ads at the bottom of this thread?!? Poor eeyore is sandwiched in between sanitary products lol!  - well I thought it was funny....
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19-09-2007, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Cazzie Sorry just had to mention this.... has anyone noticed the ads at the bottom of this thread?!? Poor eeyore is sandwiched in between sanitary products lol!  - well I thought it was funny.... | I'd just like to point out that despite the adverts from a well known internet auction site "buy eeyore now" i am not actually for sale
*launches a porcupine at cazzie*
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20-09-2007, 12:50 PM
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| | | Re: Poke Ouch that hurt!
*catapults a very angry Badger back at eeyore* 
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20-09-2007, 08:07 PM
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| | | Re: Poke Ooooooo! Flying animals!!
*conciders throwing something, but decides to hide in another hole* 
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20-09-2007, 10:33 PM
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| | | Re: Poke *drops extremely small bear of very little brain down hole onto sparkly sarah* 
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21-09-2007, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by eeyore *drops extremely small bear of very little brain down hole onto sparkly sarah*  | ah i see sparkly gets a cute bear, albeit one with little brain.
"deploying rocket full of Female Anopheles mosquitoes at eeyore"
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29-09-2007, 10:23 PM
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| | | Re: Poke *digs a way out of the hole with the bear and catapults a couple of sea cucumbers at eeyore just for variation (and to give themammals a rest!!)* 
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29-09-2007, 10:43 PM
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| | | Re: Poke Poor eco friendly mooncup being used for gender oneupmanship
Anyway, it's too dangerous to hang around here  , I'm off to nurse my glass of red in front of log fire woohoo
Note to self.... contact virtual animal throwing rep in RSPCA first thing !
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29-09-2007, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by galanthus I'm off to nurse my glass of red in front of log fire woohoo | Lucky!!
*pokes galanthus with a trout* he he poking!! back to the original topic!!! 
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30-09-2007, 12:41 AM
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| | | Re: Poke Ive got clean socks, its the rest of me that stinks
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30-09-2007, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by SparklySarah Lucky!!
*pokes galanthus with a trout* he he poking!! back to the original topic!!!  | Hmmm does the trout look like one of the celebs with disastrous cosmetic lip jobs ? or is it a kind of sleek, handsome trout ? It makes a difference you know !  Hmm where's the number for the RSPCF...
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30-09-2007, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by galanthus Hmmm does the trout look like one of the celebs with disastrous cosmetic lip jobs ? or is it a kind of sleek, handsome trout ? It makes a difference you know !  Hmm where's the number for the RSPCF... | It was a pet trout called Eric.......... he's got a strange hair-do............ erm............. *thinks and slowly panics*.......................... I set him free?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *hides in the hole again and waits for another animalistic barrage* 
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30-09-2007, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SparklySarah It was a pet trout called Eric.......... he's got a strange hair-do............ erm............. *thinks and slowly panics*.......................... I set him free?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *hides in the hole again and waits for another animalistic barrage*  | Okay Sparkly, stay where you are ! I'm sending someone around asap.... hmmm must bleach that white coat 
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30-09-2007, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by galanthus Okay Sparkly, stay where you are ! I'm sending someone around asap.... hmmm must bleach that white coat  | Yay! cushioned walls!!!! 
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04-10-2007, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by SparklySarah Yay! cushioned walls!!!!  | Its like an indoor bouncy castle 
"throws over a few swordfish at sparkly sarah",
"And at the same time lets off the trebuchet armed with turtles at eeyore" 
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04-10-2007, 06:23 PM
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| | | Re: Poke argggh its raining turtles - this is worse than warsaw in 1246 when it rained herring - this is turterly out of order
*shelters under passing yak and bowls a wombat under arm at Meles meles*
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04-10-2007, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by eeyore *shelters under passing yak and bowls a wombat under arm at Meles meles* | Ok, fess up eeyore.. what is it with the 'wombats' eh?!? They're obviously one of your faves, but why in particular - just askin'! 
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04-10-2007, 10:12 PM
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