Not wildlife related im afraid but...
afetr a very stressful many many hours working in the college library on an assignment that is due in i was finally driving home about 9:30pm listening to Ratcliffe and marconie ( spelling?) on radio 2...
" We have had an annonymous text...'Dear Mark please would you wish my wife Celia a happy 60th birthday....Its not actually her birthday at all and shes actually 43 but she gave me salad for tea and therefore deserves scorn!"
I laughed all the way home...
