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Badger seems to be a bit tied up i have gone through and this is what we have come up with!!!!!!!!
The robin with the snail
both dead in brown ale.
a large moose stands majestically
listening to a distant sound
Both followed the ramblers Trail
there's only 1 moose
that sees a snow goose
drifting across a moonlit sky
above the bedraggled windtorn hills
filled with cackling black rooks
Wolves mournfully call the moon
Meanwhile in Britain
Its wet and windy again
The birds are flying backwards
surprised finches swept into conifers
Corvids cower from the buffets
Goldfinches cling to swinging feeders
A watery sun breaks through
The clouds are dashing by
All the birds begin to sing
as they zip across the sky
A blackbird shouts a warning
"The camera geek is about! "
the birds strike a pose
hoping to be the centrefold
no, it's not to be!
his camera's out of battery
cursing mildy under his breath
he remembers his compact suddenly
Grabs it with awesome speed
bored, the birds have fled
"just my luck" I said
Should of used Nikon instead
perching on the mooses head
moosey keep your head still
That wasnt funny he said
He snorted, and dropped dead
I wanna peck you with my bill
Peck, peck, peck-peck-peck
"OW" That hurt said Moose
the moose shook his head
meanwhile the robin trilled
The snail was rather thrilled!
a flea did a jig
the kind hearted snail said
Slowly delivered the mail
and spread the sad news
The Robin Killed the Moose!!
With his bow and arrow
No, that was the sparrow
He nicked it from sparrow
But left his golden borrow
Were slow in delivering the mail.
Poor moose,have no fear
For on this snowy evening
Good King Wenceslas is here!
How will that help me
(the moose said)
if I'm dead?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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