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Parrot screeched "Land Ahoy!"
Standing on the shore were five WABBERs with cameras trained, Desperate for a good photo
of the rarest animal aboard. Squashed up in a Hide,DSLRs were at the ready they shouted "Come out, bitterns!!" to put in the gallery Along with beautiful Butterflies Fluttering gracefully on the breeze,not likely said the Bittern Oh!!!!!! I thought you said the galley.The woodpecker put on a pose so forth they did sally, Whose Sally ???????
But-once bittern, twice shy! I've been Buffaloed said the Bittern, Completely foxed,
Difference between buffalo and bison? Can't wash hands in buffalo! the cameras were focused, in search of a vision They came to a decision the bittern was camera shy, they tried to encourage him, to poke out his beak to give them a peek Boom Boom !Boom !!Boom !!!
which soaked the waiting photographers BOOM! Could that be Basil Brush? or a giant
Rabbit stamping? or waves apon the shore, which soaked the waiting photographers, Which made the animals Cheer, and dance about with glee, "Lucky old Glee" mused Wombat.
Suddenly, A cry was heard! from underneath a heavy stone! Not a cry t'was a Moan
What was that, muttered Bat? A voice, sounding rather flat.... Which MISERABLE **** did that?!! newt crawled outta the rock And said, 'Oo, my head!' who put that rock there?
And blocked out the sun? I want to have fun! Not a bump on head. let me sing, he said
Tra laa! but he's flat! A newt that sings flat? Well, we can't have that! Let's soak him in gin!
that aint quite the thing!! Don't stop them! cried Newt He was a thirsty newt,More of a lounge lizard! without warning appeared a mist! (well rhymes wiv Hist as a newt )
Hidden terrors in the mist,for any newt who is well plastered (kept it polite) an umbrella and some fruit, A Fruit Bat in a suit, Said, 'May I help you, injured newt?' The newt replied, 'You're cute!' Oh a love affair! Now that is really sweet!, just who is in love? Can a newt not think cute a fruit bat in a suit? is it his birthday suit =5!!
His birthday's not till June, but it's Newts, TODAY! HOORAY!!!
Psssst,called the bat,Newt! Hey Newt, where you going?
Was ist das, Frau Commandant? A german speaking newt!.... amazing!
Just because I'm a newt....Doesn't mean I'm not educated! or insensitive to your new status!
I always read the newtspaper! Read it! interrupted a frog! you little toady said newt!
You can be Best Man. I have a new uniform! I need a veil, said newt. A vale such as Evesham? and a whistle and flute! a brass band and timpani
The band were a scream, with nature as the theme, and all the creatures sing, for all that nature brings,
the lark sang the descant
the bittern boomed the base
The Thrush trilled the tenor
The Spider played the strings
the octopus played the glockenspeil! and played it really well
The cricket played the fiddle,
The chicken plucked the harp
And the whole cacophonic chorus
Marched back onto the ark.
When will it start raining?
"They're back" groaned the aardvark. Goodbye to peace and quiet, we have another gig tonight some place across the sea, we'll be rehearsing all day,
We have no time for Play
Suddenly a mighty bang!
Rang out across the land
And Lightening lit the Sky!
take their time dont they!! but all good things are worth waitng for!! ( i should know been waiting for years!!) lol
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