Ok You Looney Lot.. The Story so far is.....
Once upon a time the world was full of dragons and all wildlife had space to live and roam freely and safely..silver dolphins roamed the seas,flying fish leapt through rainbows.
A enchanting feeling lingering in the air, a cow jumped over the rare orchid in the meadow, Pale unicorns grazed under the silver birch trees.The post snail arrived his shell supporting the weight, This Post is so late!!,the snail eats some lettuce then spits it out again
What are you smoking Redridinghood.Smoke rose from the ashtray And polluted the air around! The person who was smoking it,could soon be underground! ash ash and more ash.Volcano grey, red lava sparks Lit up the night sky, Red Ridinghood stretched and yawned! I hope the wolf's sleeping! I cant hear him Bleating! Grandma was ironing her nightdress!
"Don't mention cricket" cried grasshopper
Why not? We won yesterday!
t'aint nachural cried little red handing the wolf his cocoa, while grandmama climbed into bed,
Exhausted after a days riding..Searching for elusive wildlife themes,
Meanwhile, back in the misty forest...crickets and grasshoppers looked lost As they added up the cost Of Humans Global Warming mess,Their singing came to nought At this singular chilling thought a rainbow appeared in the sky All wildlife started to cry with laughter becaus
the sun had come out mankind had finally become extinct the rest can carry on.
Since mankind became extinct, the ants have ruled the world the uncles do the dishes
(oh sorry... ants not aunts!!!)
The humans survived in zoos! gazing out through the bars.watching the
Badgers trundling by
with thick soft grey fur and a lovely stripy nose eating peanuts I put there.
accompanied by two friendly foxes wearing smart new ginger coats.
Badger said 'where's my mum?' he looks like a baby
Can I feed the humans? They're wild animals, don't forget!
Would they eat me up? Yes The Roadkill chef would,
Remember to look both ways Then you will be safe..Don't poke your fingers in!! or they'll bite them off!. They are raised from birth to Dominate and rule the world!
Don't the ants do that?.....Don't know the ants-wer to that!
But they cocked it up!
How did chickens enter the story? A hole in the fence?
The chickens ate the ants Then got eaten by elephants Wearing nice jasmine yellow pants
and Anenome Blue tops..golden streams of willow fronds dancing in the night breeze
sussurating, sighing sibilant silvery sounds azure flash as kingfisher dives Past pastural wooden beehives busy bees with golden panniers,Waps gathered in Large Groups!
Now the hornets have arrived buzzing menacingly round the hives,
" Now humans are livin our lives!" and we're responsible for the world of British Wildlife ecology. big task for a hornet...At least man is behind bars! with no Pollution, Earths safe
Not too big for...... Superhornet... Superhornet? With a sting in the tale? Little cloak, tights, stripy knickers and his trusty sidekick Bluebottle Who makes a meal for Robin!Fish & chips I think! bats, bats, we're all bats! Thats if there are any fish left! Superhornet buzzed off home....
And yes i copied and pasted again
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