Isn't it just typical........

[nicole]

Originally Posted by Alan

You started not me! What with all your talk about Sods and Founts and Fungi

Read the thread again, it's all your fault

.......*beep beep beep* just ringing Sophie...

hmmm...somehow I knew it would all end up being all my fault

[nicole]

Originally Posted by nicole

hmmm...somehow I knew it would all end up being all my fault

Sods law I guess

[FungiJohn]

Originally Posted by Alan

You started not me! What with all your talk about Sods and Founts and Fungi

Read the thread again, it's all your fault

.......*beep beep beep* just ringing Sophie...

Now, now children lets not get carried away ....Actually, yes it was your fault Alan nicole and I were having an intellectual conversation, then you started picking on me, then you picked on nicole then both of us and now you want to have a go at sophie ...........who's sophie .... does she like fungi? .... I've never met a lady who's into fungi like me .... actually I've never met anyone who's into fungi like me

So forget that ..... Hi Alan you alright mate. Can we forgive him once (more) nicole

Anyway .... this sophie .... does

I'm losing it again

[Alan]

Originally Posted by FungiJohn

Now, now children lets not get carried away ....Actually, yes it was your fault Alan nicole and I were having an intellectual conversation, then you started picking on me, then you picked on nicole then both of us and now you want to have a go at sophie ...........who's sophie .... does she like fungi? .... I've never met a lady who's into fungi like me .... actually I've never met anyone who's into fungi like me

So forget that ..... Hi Alan you alright mate. Can we forgive him once (more) nicole

Anyway .... this sophie .... does

I'm losing it again

I'll send you Sophie's number mate, she knows all the polypores! Just watch your stinkhorn though! I don't want you to blewit pal, you'll only blusher

..........not mushroom at the back

...the old ones are the best lol

please forgive me..........think of the children........of the night lol

[nicole]

Originally Posted by Alan

I'll send you Sophie's number mate, she knows all the polypores! Just watch your stinkhorn though! I don't want you to blewit pal, you'll only blusher

..........not mushroom at the back

...the old ones are the best lol

please forgive me..........think of the children........of the night lol

LOL you are a funny one thats for sure

[Alan]

Originally Posted by nicole

LOL you are a funny one thats for sure

It's etiher that or it's getting late, and I haven't had a drink for ages.........

[FungiJohn]

Originally Posted by Alan

I'll send you Sophie's number mate, she knows all the polypores! Just watch your stinkhorn though! I don't want you to blewit pal, you'll only blusher

..........not mushroom at the back

...the old ones are the best lol

please forgive me..........think of the children........of the night lol

Cheers Alan, I'l make sure my horn of plenty is in good condition and that my cramp balls are fruiting. I just hope I don't make a Jew's ear out of it

[nicole]

Originally Posted by FungiJohn

So forget that ..... Hi Alan you alright mate. Can we forgive him once (more) nicole

Iv lost count now John. Honestly John you cant take him anyway...well only back again to apologize

[Alan]

Well I'd like to stay and chat more, but you lot are just getting silly now

....so I'll say good night..........'good night'

Catch you 2morrow...

[FungiJohn]

Originally Posted by nicole

Iv lost count now John. Honestly John you cant take him anyway...well only back again to apologize

lol Reminds me of toothache

Crickey is that the time Can you cope on your own for a while nicole I must get up early to pick Alan a nice angel
cya

[Alan]

Originally Posted by FungiJohn

lol Reminds me of toothache

Crickey is that the time Can you cope on your own for a while nicole I must get up early to pick Alan a nice angel
cya

Thank John, I'll look forward to it. Seeeeeya

Speaking of angels, she' gone to bed John

ps: shut the door on the way out please

Bye.....again!

[Lincs Yellowbelly]

Just read through this i reckon the need for sleep got to all you lot, or was it the alcohol I mean, fungus talk at 1am

[Dan Salter]

Originally Posted by FungiJohn

Sods Law or Murphy's Law reads: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr. was one of the engineers on the rocket-sled experiments that were done by the US Air Force in 1949 to test human acceleration tolerances (USAF project MX981).

One experiment involved a set of 16 accelerometers mounted to different parts of the subject's body. There were two ways each sensor could be glued to its mount, and somebody methodically installed all 16 the wrong way around. Murphy then made the original form of his pronouncement, which the test subject (Major John Paul Stapp) quoted at a news conference a few days later.

Within months "Murphy's Law' had spread to various technical cultures connected to aerospace engineering. Before too many years had gone by variants had passed into the popular imagination, changing as they went. Most of these are variants on "Anything that can go wrong, will"; this is sometimes referred to as Finagle's Law. The memetic drift apparent in these mutants clearly demonstrates Murphy's Law acting on itself!

Well you did ask nicole

Thanks for this...i spend my life wondering this sort of thing? But unless i missed something where does the "sod" part come from?

[Dan Salter]

Originally Posted by nicole

heehee yes that is just typical and I really feel for you lincs as that kind of thing has happened to me in the past. We did some small mammal trapping at uni and me being really keen went along to all of the sessions (lol never woken up so early) and we caught nothing. So I thought to myself theres no point going to the last trapping session as all our efforts had been unsuccessful. Well guess what...on the last day they caught 4 shrews, 3 voles and 5 mice...thats just so typical..I could of kicked myself

Dammit...Small mammal trapping was the one module i was looking forward to in the degree i hope to start in sept....now i shall just stay in bed all term until the last session ! ; )

[Alan]

Hi Dan

How you getting on with the course search mate?

[Dan Salter]

Im still waiting on "Hadlow" to see if they have enough numbers to run the course...but im going to apply to "Writtle" as a back up/second choice even though its a hundred mile round trip 3 days a week ! ( but its actually a better course i feel)

[nicole]

Originally Posted by Dan Salter

Im still waiting on "Hadlow" to see if they have enough numbers to run the course...but im going to apply to "Writtle" as a back up/second choice even though its a hundred mile round trip 3 days a week ! ( but its actually a better course i feel)

I go to Writtle, I couldn't recommend it enough Dan

[Alan]

Originally Posted by nicole

I go to Writtle, I couldn't recommend it enough Dan

Hey you where'd you come from, I was just gonna tell dan you might give him some inside info about Writtle!

Rascal

[nicole]

Originally Posted by Alan

Hey you where'd you come from, I was just gonna tell dan you might give him some inside info about Writtle!

Rascal

Rascal..me?? really? Surely not

[Alan]

Originally Posted by nicole

Rascal..me?? really? Surely not

Hmm, a little rascal at tennis I would say!!

......or did you chicken out

[nicole]

Originally Posted by Alan

Hmm, a little rascal at tennis I would say!!

......or did you chicken out

I would of done Venus proud I tell ya

[Alan]

Originally Posted by nicole

I would of done Venus proud I tell ya

No doubt

......and I bet Mars was looking on too

[nicole]

Originally Posted by Alan

No doubt

......and I bet Mars was looking on too

LOL I fell right into that one didnt I