Attenshun Kevin's

[Captain Kev]

Has anybody else noticed the abnormally high number of “Kevs” on this site.

Admin : Can I get my user name changed by deed poll or whatever to “Captain Kev”, this would reflect my natural leadership talents.

Meanwhile, could we do a poll?, all you “Kevin’s” post on here to air your views on the obvious superiority of the Kev person in all things Wildlife orientated.
Of course inferior named members may post on this thread as well, (us Kevs are good & kind like that) just don’t entertain any notions of usurping the title “most popular”.

The name is Gaelic/Celtic in origin and means “Handsome beloved”, which is quite apt and me all over.
There is also a saint Kevin of Ireland, I’m just amazed their isn’t more!.

Diversing a bit, I know it looks as though I only have a few posts but it’s just that I have been around the clock and have started at 1 again (diversing over).

Of course I realise that anyone reading this who hasn’t been blessed with the sought after name "Kevin" may want / nay will want to change their name to the aforementioned mighty popular Kevin in order not to overburden themselves with the trivial title that they already have. But I say, learn to live with the slightly amusing name you have, you will get over the ridicule eventually.

And Ladies I know you're feeling left out as well, God deemed to make the Kev word a bit male orientated to reflect the mighty and great leaders of men among the otherwise bland named underlings. But rejoice in the fact that there are Kevin’s galore on this site just waiting to scoop you off your feet and treat you the way you deserve as only “Kevins” can. (just like in that film “An officer & a gentlemen” with Richard Gere which would obviously have been better with “Kevin Costner” in the main role.

Yours Sincerely Kevin

OK fire away

[Alan]

Mmmmmm it starts!

Mam only name you Kev after the Gerbil, and most of the Kev’s on here used to hide their real names!

Alan (meaning precious)

[Chalk Downlanders]

Hi Kev
I think you left out the fact that Kev's are modest. I'm probebly the most modest Kev you will ever meet. The king of modesty infact.

Kev

[eeyore]

Originally Posted by Kev

And Ladies I know you're feeling left out as well, God deemed to make the Kev word a bit male orientated to reflect the mighty and great leaders of men among the otherwise bland named underlings. But rejoice in the fact that there are Kevin’s galore on this site just waiting to scoop you off your feet and treat you the way you deserve as only “Kevins” can. (just like in that film “An officer & a gentlemen” with Richard Gere which would obviously have been better with “Kevin Costner” in the main role.

Yours Sincerely Kevin

And how do you know that there is an off feet scooping deficit here anyway - Many of us gentlemen rely on our suave good looks and subtle and manly charm rather than our names..... though come to think of it the manly charm hasnt worked to well of late ... may be its a bit too subtle

[Chalk Downlanders]

It's probebly due to the power of television advertising but....
Isn't Bev the female version of Kev?

[eeyore]

Originally Posted by Sticky

It's probebly due to the power of television advertising but....
Isn't Bev the female version of Kev?

I always thought that Kev was the male version of Sharon and Tracey .... you watch I'm in for it now

[Captain Kev]

aah Sticky I bow to your overwhelming common sense, decency & wit, and I bet you do a lot for charity but don't like to talk about it as well.

Bev is of course a feeble attempt by the female persuasion to cash in on our popularity while at the same time acknowledging their hero worship of us. Being Kev's we always forgive them don't we.

[Captain Kev]

Originally Posted by Alan

Mmmmmm it starts!

Mam only name you Kev after the Gerbil, and most of the Kev’s on here used to hide their real names!

Alan (meaning precious)

Now you're only saying that because I'm the obvious favourite, "Kevin" was taken, get over it, it's no good letting it get you down, surely the couselling and electric shock therapy goes at least some way to rectify the situation?.

[eeyore]

A question guys if Kevs have all these wonderful qualities, how come there has never been a succesful world leader called kevin ? - it cant be just prejudice against having a silly name - eisenhower was called dwight after all.

[Alan]

Beverly/Keverly, has a nice ring to it

[Alan]

Originally Posted by Kev

Now you're only saying that because I'm the obvious favourite, "Kevin" was taken, get over it, it's no good letting it get you down, surely the couselling and electric shock therapy goes at least some way to rectify the situation?.

What you on about! They were expecting a girl! They only decided on Kev in the last minute, as they passed Kevin's Hair Parlor on the way to the Registrar!

[Captain Kev]

Originally Posted by eeyore

And how do you know that there is an off feet scooping deficit here anyway - Many of us gentlemen rely on our suave good looks and subtle and manly charm rather than our names..... though come to think of it the manly charm hasnt worked to well of late ... may be its a bit too subtle

Bless you Eeyore, of course it hasn't worked lately,you haven't done your sums,
more Kevins = less Foxy ladies

May I suggest being named after a Donkey may not attract the right kind of women as we kev's do, perhaps Samson or Hercules would be more apt and on par with the "K" name.

as for Sharon & Tracy types, Kevins are not "common" they are "POPULAR".

Any other Kevins please feel free to chastise Eeyore for his misconceptions.

[Captain Kev]

Originally Posted by eeyore

A question guys if Kevs have all these wonderful qualities, how come there has never been a succesful world leader called kevin ? - it cant be just prejudice against having a silly name - eisenhower was called dwight after all.

They are not worthy, only saints qualify, as sticky says we are too modest, we like to change history from behind the scenes, you must have heard the popular saying ;
"Behind every great man there's a Kevin".

I rest my case.

[Alan]

Originally Posted by Kev

"Behind every great man there's a Kevin".

I rest my case.

Yeah, never turn your back on a Kevin guys, or drop the soap

[Captain Kev]

Come on ladies please don't feel overawed, don't let the obvious predudice, jealousy and hostility towards us put you off from posting.

Starstruck eh

[Captain Kev]

Originally Posted by Alan

Yeah, never turn your back on a Kevin guys, or drop the soap

Such bitterness

[eeyore]

Originally Posted by Kev

"Behind every great man there's a Kevin".

Of course the reason they are behind the great men is because that is where the menial jobs are permormed by those of no great intellect

or possibly they lack the confidence, erudition, or good looks to step into the spot light themselves

[eeyore]

Originally Posted by Kev

Come on ladies please don't feel overawed, don't let the obvious predudice, jealousy and hostility towards us put you off from posting.

Starstruck eh

they are more likely too busy PM ing the real men on here ....

[Kev Lewis]

No point in adding to this thread when it is clear that we are clearly superior and I wouldn't wish to belittle the non Kevs out there

[Alan]

Originally Posted by eeyore

they are more likely too busy PM ing the real men on here ....

Well said......

[eeyore]

Originally Posted by Kev

May I suggest being named after a Donkey may not attract the right kind of women as we kev's do, perhaps Samson or Hercules would be more apt and on par with the "K" name.

There are more obvious reasons for the donkey like name - some of my physical attributes are very similar in size for instance - as this is a family forum I shall leave the rest to your imagination.

[Kev Lewis]

Originally Posted by eeyore

There are more obvious reasons for the donkey like name - some of my physical attributes are very similar in size for instance - as this is a family forum I shall leave the rest to your imagination.

I didnt think your ears were that big eeyore

[eeyore]

Originally Posted by Kev Lewis

No point in adding to this thread when it is clear that we are clearly superior and I wouldn't wish to belittle the non Kevs out there

Well your photos are clearly superior to mine anyway

[Chalk Downlanders]

Originally Posted by eeyore

There are more obvious reasons for the donkey like name - some of my physical attributes are very similar in size for instance - as this is a family forum I shall leave the rest to your imagination.

Being pure of mind I presume you mean BRAIN

[Chalk Downlanders]

Originally Posted by Kev

"Behind every great man there's a Kevin".

I rest my case.

Are you sure your a Kev. You have started to sound like a Julian or Quentin