Anyone got a cure for toothache!

[ron1863]

Originally Posted by agrumpycow

I'm laughing at you lot so much I've forgot about my toothache - keep going!!!

This should cheer you up, hope the toothache gets better.

An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."

[shei111]

Is that the sort of thing youd do ron, eh do ron ron , do ron shei

[shei111]

Originally Posted by shei111

Is that the sort of thing youd do ron, eh do ron ron , do ron shei

That was the beee geees wasnt it ron ron a do ron ron. shei

[shei111]

Originally Posted by shei111

That was the beee geees wasnt it ron ron a do ron ron. shei

No it was the beach boys a do ron ron .. shei

[ron1863]

Originally Posted by shei111

That was the beee geees wasnt it ron ron a do ron ron. shei

The "Do Ron Ron" was the Crystals, god, I'm showing my age Sheila

[ron1863]

Originally Posted by shei111

Is that the sort of thing youd do ron, eh do ron ron , do ron shei

What........waste a good whisky on an Englishman, heaven's forbid

[Meta menardi]

Originally Posted by galanthus

Probably looking for pics of Will Smith's thighs and nibbling on a ripple

Double take!

OK, got it right now, too many bb s and pp s. And the Ns and Rs got mixed.

[ron1863]

Originally Posted by Meta menardi

Double take!

OK, got it right now, too many bb s and pp s. And the Ns and Rs got mixed.

Come on Phil, keep up

[galanthus]

Originally Posted by Meta menardi

Double take!

OK, got it right now, too many bb s and pp s. And the Ns and Rs got mixed.

Are you wearing glasses meta ?

[deer boy]

Originally Posted by Kayleigh

Watch it deer boy..He will be after you.

Us southern men are made of strong stuff unlike those northern fairys

But if u meant after me in the

chocolate canal

sense i'm running scared already

[Kayleigh]

Originally Posted by deer boy

Us southern men are made of strong stuff unlike those northern fairys

But if u meant after me in the sense i'm running scared already

Take it how you like deer boy

But a Scot running after you with his kilt over his head..
Well what do you think
Especially what they wear under it.

[galanthus]

[quote=Kayleigh;300491]Take it how you like deer boy

But a Scot running after you with his kilt over his head..
Well what do you think
QUOTE]

As long as it's only his kilt

[ron1863]

Originally Posted by Kayleigh

Take it how you like deer boy


Especially what they wear under it.

We go Commando dear, why waste a perfectly good pair of knickers

[Kayleigh]

Originally Posted by ron1863

We go Commando dear, why waste a perfectly good pair of knickers

Its what's under it...What are you chasing deer boy with.

[Meta menardi]

Originally Posted by galanthus

Are you wearing glasses meta ?

Erm, using glasses, yes. Looking through it, them, every now and then.. Why?

[galanthus]

Originally Posted by Meta menardi

Erm, using glasses, yes. Looking through it, them, every now and then.. Why?

'Double take!

OK, got it right now, too many bb s and pp s. And the Ns and Rs got mixed.'

[ron1863]

Originally Posted by Kayleigh

Its what's under it...What are you chasing deer boy with.

My legs

[deer boy]

Originally Posted by Kayleigh

Its what's under it...What are you chasing deer boy with.

HELP

[galanthus]

Originally Posted by ron1863

My legs

howling laughing now, priceless

[deer boy]

Originally Posted by ron1863

My legs

I can run all day & very fast

[ron1863]

Originally Posted by deer boy

I can run all day & very fast

I think you have Diarrhoea.

[deer boy]

Originally Posted by ron1863

I think you have Diarrhoea.

I think you mean i'm a super fit athlete