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27-05-2006, 09:57 AM
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I have placed this photo in Birdforum about 8 months ago asking for some funny captions and had quite a few excellent responses. It has recently been resurrected and some real crackers have been given this second time around.
See what you guys can come up with.
I will start it off with:
I swear, if you touch me there again I'll swing for you
John |
27-05-2006, 10:59 AM
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Cor, these piles are really giving me gyp...............Jon  |
27-05-2006, 11:15 AM
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Mind what you are doing with that beak!
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27-05-2006, 12:33 PM
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"Phew for a moment I thought you were using Nikon equipment. I only pose for Canon" |
27-05-2006, 12:37 PM
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"I'm just trying to see if my bum looks big in this"!
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27-05-2006, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Klewis "Phew for a moment I thought you were using Nikon equipment. I only pose for Canon" | Hey!! I was using Nikon eqp't. 
John |
27-05-2006, 03:20 PM
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I can edit but how do I delete a post? |
27-05-2006, 03:55 PM
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is that tail really mine?
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27-05-2006, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky I can edit but how do I delete a post? | Email a moderator! |
27-05-2006, 04:07 PM
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'Ay, what you looking at! Falcoff before I peck your tinnunculus off!'  |
27-05-2006, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan Email a moderator! | Or just click on the red button on the bottom left of the post.
I thought that was Sticky's caption for the bird........................Jon |
27-05-2006, 04:13 PM
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How does that tawny twist his head so far round?
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27-05-2006, 04:14 PM
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So I flew past the pigeon at 100mph,then turned sharpley!
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27-05-2006, 04:21 PM
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 Where did that come from ? |
27-05-2006, 04:21 PM
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Oooh my neck - just wish I'd seen that tree sooner!!!!!!!!!! |
27-05-2006, 04:34 PM
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Please put stickers on your patio doors. |
27-05-2006, 05:23 PM
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That's the last time I let a human land on me  |
28-05-2006, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by John Hey!! I was using Nikon eqp't.
John | I can tell from your photos John |
29-05-2006, 11:22 AM
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Its far less bovver in a hover
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29-05-2006, 12:47 PM
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See, I told you I could touch it. |
29-05-2006, 01:01 PM
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...My wings are like a shield of steel.......(Batfink fans will understand) |
29-05-2006, 03:04 PM
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So I sighted on the photographer,thus,then.........
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14-06-2006, 11:56 PM
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And you thought I wasn't looking
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