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29-10-2007, 04:26 PM
|  | Active Member | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Basildon, Essex
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| |  Red Head Joke
Hope you all like.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous red head sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back. "Oh my, I am sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams he shares his, she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning she cooks him a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed.
Everything had been so incredible. "You know," he said, " you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy that you meet?"
"No," she replies....
It's coming......
The suspence is killing you isn't it?.....
She says :
"You just happened to catch my eye."
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29-10-2007, 04:40 PM
| | Frozen | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: march, cambridgeshire
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| | | Re: Red Head Joke
good one very funny ha ha. |
29-10-2007, 08:39 PM
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| | | Re: Red Head Joke
Very very funny!!! 
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29-10-2007, 09:09 PM
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| | | Re: Red Head Joke
Ooo that was good!  I like that one!!
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29-10-2007, 11:31 PM
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| | | Re: Red Head Joke
Haha, that's a good un, I'm rubbish at remembering jokes but i'll have to tell my folks as my dad has a collection of glass eyes from his dads old medical supply shop and my mum's a ginger!
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30-10-2007, 01:13 AM
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| | | Re: Red Head Joke
LAUGHED!!!.......thought i wouldn't start! ....no!! really,really funny! 
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