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05-10-2007, 04:38 PM
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| | | The computer swallowed Grandma
My local surgery newsletter contained this;
The Computer swallowed grandma
Yes Honestly its true
She pressed 'Control' and 'Enter'
And disappeared from view
It devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm
I've searched through the 'Recycle bin'
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find
In desperation I 'Asked Jeeves'
Google to:my searches to refine
The reply from them was negative
Not a thing was found 'online'
So if inside your 'inbox'
My Grandma you should see
Please'Copy,'Scan'and'Paste'her
And send her back to me!
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05-10-2007, 04:57 PM
|  | Commander of the Wild Empire | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: My head's in a lush, isolated valley, but I can't seem to escape Reading!
Posts: 1,600
| | | Re: The computer swallowed Grandma
I like it! Made me smile, thanks for sharing it 
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05-10-2007, 05:08 PM
|  | Commander of the Wild Empire | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Derbyshire
Posts: 1,732
| | | Re: The computer swallowed Grandma
Excellent! very good i liked it too!
jen xxx |
05-10-2007, 05:27 PM
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| | | Re: The computer swallowed Grandma
Thanks for that nightshade,very funny.
Best from mike. |
05-10-2007, 07:18 PM
|  | Officer of the Wild Empire | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: West Oxfordshire.
Posts: 817
| | | Re: The computer swallowed Grandma
Made me smile as well.
BWD
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05-10-2007, 07:48 PM
| | Wild Member | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Wales.
Posts: 193
| | | Re: The computer swallowed Grandma
Quote:
Originally Posted by nightshade  My local surgery newsletter contained this;
The Computer swallowed grandma
Yes Honestly its true
She pressed 'Control' and 'Enter'
And disappeared from view
It devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm
I've searched through the 'Recycle bin'
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find
In desperation I 'Asked Jeeves'
Google to:my searches to refine
The reply from them was negative
Not a thing was found 'online'
So if inside your 'inbox'
My Grandma you should see
Please'Copy,'Scan'and'Paste'her
And send her back to me! | Try tipping a bottle of bleach into your disc drive,and if you get your grandma back rub her down with alcohol. This gets rid of the virus. |
05-10-2007, 08:07 PM
| | Frozen | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: march, cambridgeshire
Posts: 2,176
| | | Re: The computer swallowed Grandma
love it made me smile too,you are a good poet and dont know it. | |
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