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10-10-2007, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SilverSwan  As Krill can be found in cold waters too, perhaps the ones that live there are into Coldplay!
More musical animals now . . . polar bears and penguins enjoy Snow Patrol, pelicans like Bill Collins, cockroaches love The Beatles, birds enjoy The Eagles or Chris de Bird and felines like Cat Stevens! | Have you visited wildlife music artists threads in the Tree House SiverSwan. I would enjoy your contributons 
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10-10-2007, 06:54 PM
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No I wasn't aware of it - but I am now and will post a few more over there. I hope I don't repeat any, or at least too many, from previous visitors (I see someone else has already used Mink Floyd like I have here). Anyway, I'll give it a go! |
10-10-2007, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SilverSwan No I wasn't aware of it - but I am now and will post a few more over there. I hope I don't repeat any, or at least too many, from previous visitors (I see someone else has already used Mink Floyd like I have here). Anyway, I'll give it a go! | Don't worry about repeating anything it's a good few pages long and it will Cheer Jen up also  
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13-09-2008, 05:48 AM
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We've got loads of new members, so lets get some fresh jokes on the go!!!
Why didn't the baby goose believe his father?
He thought it was Papagander!
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13-09-2008, 06:36 PM
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A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over the biggest lion he'd ever seen it was stone dead "Did you kill that lion?" asks the Zulu.
"Yeah, I beat it to death with my club," the pygmy replies.
wow you must have a big club," says the Zulu.
"yep, there's about forty of us." says the pygmy
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14-09-2008, 09:52 PM
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a man walks into a pet shop and asks the assistant how much his wasps were.the assistant replied "we dont sell wasps" the man replied "but you have one in the window" |
22-09-2008, 08:28 PM
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What's Britain's "commonest" bird ????? 
The Chavinch .. of course .....
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22-09-2008, 10:04 PM
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A man driving down a country lane accidentally runs over a hare. He get out of his car to see if he can help but the hare is dead. His wife jumps out of the car saying "I have an idea". She takes a spray can from her bag and sprays the dead hare. The hare suddenly jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away it stops, turns round and waves again. It keeps doing this until it is out of sight. The husband is astonished, "what on earth is in that can?" he asks. Well says his wife its hair spray it says on the can - restores life and gives a permanent wave. |
23-09-2008, 10:24 AM
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Not strictly wildlife .. but near enough ....
A man is walking down the road with his dog, when the dog is unfortunately run over by a car .. luckily, it happens right outside the Vet's surgery ...
The man rushes in carrying the dog & the Vet sees them immediately .. the man pleading for the Vet to save the dog ...
The Vet examines the dog & has to tell the man that sadly, his dog has passed away ..
The distraught owner won't accept this saying .. "There must be something you can do" !!!
So the Vet brings in a Labrador, which then proceeds to repeatedly tap at the dead dog with its paw .. then it nudges the dead dog with its nose .. but to no avail .. there's no response ..
The man is still not satisfied .. so the Vet brings in a Cat, which walks round the body of the dead dog, repeatedly sniffing at it & "Miaowing" loudly .. this the cat does for several minutes .. but again there's no response ..
Finally the man accepts that his dog has gone forever & asks the Vet for the bill ..
The Vet says .. "That'll be £530..00 please" ...
"What" ? says the man .. "How do you work that out" ? ...
The Vet says .. "Well, its £30.00 for me seeing you as an emergency .. and £250.00 each for the Lab Test and the Cat Scan" ...
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23-09-2008, 11:30 AM
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23-09-2008, 11:48 AM
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Man looks round as the cat comes in and shouts "Shut that door".
Cat looks up and says "Me -Ow?" |
23-09-2008, 10:24 PM
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Sorry if this ones been done - but I was too lazy to read 8 pages of jokes
Why did the Mushroom go to the party?????
Cus he was a Fun guy hahahahahah............sorry  |
24-09-2008, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Kev-B What's Britain's "commonest" bird ?????
The Chavinch .. of course ..... | OMG! Loving that photo! (I'll have to keep an eye out for those around here...  )
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26-09-2008, 09:51 PM
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A bear walks into a bar and says:-
"Excuse me can I have a pint and .................................................. .... a bag of nuts"
The barman asks "Why the big pause?"
The Bear replies "Because I was born with them" |
28-09-2008, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Kev-B What's Britain's "commonest" bird ?????
The Chavinch .. of course ..... | First class that 1 Kev
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