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15-08-2007, 02:46 PM
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A mate of mine has offered me 8 venison legs for 50 quid.
Is that too deer? |
15-08-2007, 02:49 PM
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You seem to have been quiet for a while - going through a bit of a fallow spell?
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15-08-2007, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Boddie  A mate of mine has offered me 8 venison legs for 50 quid.
Is that too deer? | Not if they're in a roe.
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15-08-2007, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Boddie A mate of mine has offered me 8 venison legs for 50 quid.
Is that too deer? | If you're still worried about the price, challenge him on it, maybe he'll Buck his ideas up, he's clearly been in a Rut. You may have to Fawn over him for a while though.
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15-08-2007, 03:02 PM
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I'm getting Sika these puns  .... I thought this was a serious message forum.
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15-08-2007, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Boddie A mate of mine has offered me 8 venison legs for 50 quid.
Is that too deer? |
No, it's 8!! |
15-08-2007, 03:08 PM
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persoinally I'd've said it was a staggering deal
Just check if they are imported from cananda, if they arent they'll be mooseless 
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15-08-2007, 03:09 PM
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I have no i deer myself, I personally don't think he has a hind leg to stand on with that price. |
15-08-2007, 05:31 PM
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Sounds like a rip-off to me. EIGHT LEGS ??? Surely that's just a couple of bucks ??? |
15-08-2007, 06:30 PM
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Rofl:d:d:d:d
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15-08-2007, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Boddie A mate of mine has offered me 8 venison legs for 50 quid.
Is that too deer? | Shouldn't that be two deer ?
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15-08-2007, 07:51 PM
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What tine is he bringing them round?  |
16-08-2007, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Boddie A mate of mine has offered me 8 venison legs for 50 quid.
Is that too deer? | got it on my phone-could put up others but i would get banned
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16-08-2007, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Boddie A mate of mine has offered me 8 venison legs for 50 quid.
Is that too deer? | You end up going into the Red Deer!
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16-08-2007, 06:04 AM
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For that number of joints you should toke the offer. |
16-08-2007, 07:56 AM
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Or risk stagnation.
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16-08-2007, 08:57 AM
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Oh deer. These jokes are gettinginto a bit of a rut now.
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16-08-2007, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Wild-Woman Oh deer. These jokes are gettinginto a bit of a rut now. | perhaps it would be better to draw a line and put them be hind us
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16-08-2007, 09:17 AM
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Yes, let it lie fallow.
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16-08-2007, 09:22 AM
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We're running out of one liners - so heres multi line deer joke !!
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time. After he explained
the basics to his wife, he told her the most important piece of information:
"Whenever you shoot something, make sure to claim it right away or the
first person who gets to your kill can claim it as their own, so be
quick if we want to have deer meat in the refrigerator! "
So they departed to their deer boxes and waited for some deer. Minutes
later he heard his wife's gun go off. The husband decided to make sure
she went to claim her kill instead of giving it away to someone. When he
got to his wife she was arguing with another man. When he finally got to
his wife the man was shouting waving his hands in the air:
" Okay! lady, this is YOUR deer, but do you mind if I take my saddle
off your deer before you take it away?!?! " |
16-08-2007, 09:43 AM
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Well, he started it ................  |
16-08-2007, 10:18 AM
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LOL Excellent!
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16-08-2007, 11:41 AM
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Having read all of the above I can only repeat what Homer Simpson would say - Doe |
16-08-2007, 08:25 PM
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ok ...two guys out hunting deer,one trips over and accidently shoots himself,so his mate gets on the mobile to the emergencey services and says my mates has had an accident with his gun and i think he's dead. the voice on the other end says ok don't panic first could you make sure he's dead . she waits a second, hears a shot, then a voice saying now what do i do ? 
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16-08-2007, 09:54 PM
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Claim your prize & show him who's boss! | | |
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