Advice required

[kshotton45]

Originally Posted by seamusagleann

ok ...two guys out hunting deer,one trips over and accidently shoots himself,so his mate gets on the mobile to the emergencey services and says my mates has had an accident with his gun and i think he's dead. the voice on the other end says ok don't panic first could you make sure he's dead . she waits a second, hears a shot, then a voice saying now what do i do ?

Just a bit of trivia! That joke was voted the 'Best Joke Ever'.

Keith.

[eeyore]

Originally Posted by seamusagleann

ok ...two guys out hunting deer,one trips over and accidently shoots himself,so his mate gets on the mobile to the emergencey services and says my mates has had an accident with his gun and i think he's dead. the voice on the other end says ok don't panic first could you make sure he's dead . she waits a second, hears a shot, then a voice saying now what do i do ?

classic - remind me not to go hunting with you

[rscott74]

Put the meat in a large cardboard container and place in cold storage 'til next easter after marking the container 'springboks'

[Jez]

I did hear that venison was bouncing back