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Old 03-03-2005, 07:54 PM
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The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

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He said ... . ..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

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He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it . .. . " I do not"

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A. Both of them.

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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

A. He buys two cases of beer.

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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A. The bonds mature.

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Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.

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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.

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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.

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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
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Old 31-08-2008, 12:38 AM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

Well seen as Jez revived "Why men are just happier people" i thought you ladies should have something to laugh about.

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Old 31-08-2008, 12:41 AM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
Who's helping me then
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Old 31-08-2008, 01:05 AM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

You can tell its Saturday night Sunday morning ...........

I've laughed at all of them

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Old 31-08-2008, 07:22 AM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

Thanks Eileen - I laughed at them all - especially liked the 4 th one.
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Old 31-08-2008, 08:50 AM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

Loved them all..nice to be laughing first thing in the morning..

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Old 31-08-2008, 08:54 AM
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They are hilarious

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Old 31-08-2008, 09:03 AM
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Excellent! Good start to a miserable day, thanks for that!!!
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Old 31-08-2008, 09:41 AM
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LOL

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Old 31-08-2008, 09:44 AM
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Those made I chuckle.
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Old 31-08-2008, 10:05 AM
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Old 31-08-2008, 11:11 AM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

Well I am glad I popped on here today! love them! Aaron have you found your helper???
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Old 31-08-2008, 12:05 PM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

This is _very_ old:

"A woman's faults are many,
men have only two,
every thing they say
and everything they do."

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Old 31-08-2008, 12:14 PM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

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this Is _very_ Old:

"a Woman's Faults Are Many,
Men Have Only Two,
Every Thing They Say
And Everything They Do."

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Old 31-08-2008, 01:00 PM
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Women's biggest fault is marrying the first idiot thats asks them..

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Old 31-08-2008, 05:28 PM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

You have cheered my dull and rainy afternoon up no end, Eileen! Thanks!
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Old 31-08-2008, 06:53 PM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Well I'm sensitive, caring and good-looking That was easy wasn't it?
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Old 31-08-2008, 07:03 PM
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

************************************************** *****************************************
He said ... . ..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

************************************************** *****************************************

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

************************************************** *****************************************
On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it . .. . " I do not"

************************************************** *****************************************
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A. Both of them.

************************************************** *****************************************
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

A. He buys two cases of beer.

************************************************** *****************************************
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A. The bonds mature.

************************************************** *****************************************
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.

************************************************** *****************************************

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.

************************************************** *****************************************
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.

************************************************** *****************************************
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.
************************************************** *****************************************
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
lol very funny shared them with my hubby he lol but that may because... One day long ago there was a man who, surprisingly, was not full of s**t... but that was a long time ago and it was just one day
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Re: The ladies will laugh - the men might not.....

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Well I'm sensitive, caring and good-looking That was easy wasn't it?
And MODEST!
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Old 31-08-2008, 08:11 PM
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Made me chuckle!
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Old 31-08-2008, 08:36 PM
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And MODEST!
yeah and that as well
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Women's biggest fault is marrying the first idiot thats asks them..

Julie
Who's the idiot then
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Old 31-08-2008, 10:07 PM
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Who's the idiot then
That counts me out then Ron..Ive never married..

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Old 31-08-2008, 10:08 PM
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