Sounds like you ppl live in some groovy places, guess Id need a decent set of wheels to live in the sticks down south where I live too.. Seamusagleann, what kind of malt you got there? Or is it lucozade - you need to make bigger waves!
Had this 4x4 driver try to push me off the motorway the other day.. one of those WAG fortresses all in black from RangeRover .. I think the guy was on something, I only used the overtaking lane, didnt know RangeRover had rented it out to their drivers only :)