I'm going to be investigated: concern from Kent Yeti

[KentYeti]

Yes, another research about to start into me and mine:

Siberian Yeti Research

OK. Siberia is a long way from Kent. But once these things start you never know where they will go. I may have to keep a low profile for a while now. Dont want to end up in a zoo.

But at least there is some sense in the Research team,

"We think that the yeti is a separate branch of human evolution. It lives in harmony with nature," Mr Burtsev was quoted as saying.

[STYRBJORN]

01/04/2011 . . .

[KentYeti]

Originally Posted by STYRBJORN

01/04/2011 . . .

I wish.

The date on the news report is 24th March 2011.

[artdemole]

Today is 01/04/2011.....

Friday.October 24th.1997. BBC News, World....Yeti....Exists.....Official.....

[STYRBJORN]

OK. The Yetis in Russia used to inhabit the Politburo. It is thought that having been driven from their natural haunts by MAD GREENIES, they have retreated to the Northern regions from whence they originated. It is a matter of dispute whether they are genetically identical with the Nepalese population. Although closely related to the lowland Kentish Yeti, the consensus holds that the Northern spp are notable for their lack of a sense of humour, while the Kentish gens are known as Extractor mickus.

Ric

[Paul mabbott]

Come on, you'll be telling us there are Kentish haggis next ..... we all know they've never got south of Bakewell ....

[Littlesparrow]

From my experience they tend to be found in the Dartford, Gravesend area, but are very shy and rarely seen. Occasionally the rare white Yeti has been seen in the car park at the Red Lion,

[KentYeti]

Originally Posted by Paul mabbott

Come on, you'll be telling us there are Kentish haggis next ..... we all know they've never got south of Bakewell ....

I'll have you know that when I'm out prowling the local woods in Mid Kent I do sometimes come across one of the few remaning wild Kent Haggi, (that is the plural for this small furry animal).

And before anyone here starts on about it. The lowland Kent Yeti species stopped the cruel and barbaric practice of eating Kentish Haggi in the late 19th Century. When we were introduced to Steak Tartare as our main course.

[solus]

Originally Posted by KentYeti

...Steak Tartare as our main course.

I'm surprised Kent Yetis aren't extinct, with expensive tastes like that! Times is 'ard. 'Ere, 'ave some stale bread and dripping and be grateful, oh furry one.

[STYRBJORN]

Originally Posted by solus

I'm surprised Kent Yetis aren't extinct, with expensive tastes like that! Times is 'ard. 'Ere, 'ave some stale bread and dripping and be grateful, oh furry one.

They make it with beef from cattle that have been killed by BIG BLACK CATS.

Ric