Amusing incident today

[darrenm]

Brilliant tale and very witty comments too

When i was a teenager my mum shrieked loudly from the kitchen and when i got there she said the cat had run in with something in it's mouth through the open door to the garden but had let go of it and the ceature and it had shot under the kitchen sink unit. She then pointed down from the chair in which she had shot onto to escape the 'beast' at where it had gone. Thinking it was the usual vole or poor half chewed mouse the moggie normally brought in i slid my hand under the kitchen unit to try and find it for a few seconds and was about to give in only to be bitten and i quickly pulled my hand out with a very annoyed Weasel still hanging onto my thumb. I was the one shrieking then and my Mum squealed throw it outside. I leapt to the door without being asked twice and shook my hand in hope it would shake the animal free and just at the precise moment my sister and her best mate arrived and were about to enter the door. The Weasel flew off through the air and over their shocked faces and urinated and sprayed has it did. It then sped off down the garden faster than a bullet.

When my Dad got home from work he nearly he cried with laughter when we told him about it and even more so when he saw the minaiture puncture wounds on my thumb. He said it would teach me a lesson

[Jason Claxton]

Perhaps it was a Weasel stop tour, as opposed to a whistle stop tour...It reminds of that programme the old grey weasel test...,chortle and snort

[Beekeeper]

You lot should be on stage, brilliant comments, thanks folks.



Ian

[Malx]

Originally Posted by darrenm

When i was a teenager my mum shrieked loudly from the kitchen and when i got there she said the cat had run in with something in it's mouth through the open door to the garden but had let go of it and the ceature and it had shot under the kitchen sink unit. She then pointed down from the chair in which she had shot onto to escape the 'beast' at where it had gone. Thinking it was the usual vole or poor half chewed mouse the moggie normally brought in i slid my hand under the kitchen unit to try and find it for a few seconds and was about to give in only to be bitten and i quickly pulled my hand out with a very annoyed Weasel still hanging onto my thumb. I was the one shrieking then and my Mum squealed throw it outside. I leapt to the door without being asked twice and shook my hand in hope it would shake the animal free and just at the precise moment my sister and her best mate arrived and were about to enter the door. The Weasel flew off through the air and over their shocked faces and urinated and sprayed has it did. It then sped off down the garden faster than a bullet.

When my Dad got home from work he nearly he cried with laughter when we told him about it and even more so when he saw the minaiture puncture wounds on my thumb. He said it would teach me a lesson

LOL!

Glad the weasel was fine! You otter have made him clean up the mess though.

[dampflippers]

Originally Posted by Beekeeper

You lot should be on stage, brilliant comments, thanks folks.



Ian

....it leaves the corral at noon!

[Jason Claxton]

Originally Posted by dampflippers

....it leaves the corral at noon!

I shall take a Weasel Locomotive(toot toot) then,and make a run ferret Before the possy catches up with the stage.


Cheers Jason.

[Jason Claxton]

The moral of your story Beekeeper ,appears to be that a weasel can't high tail it!...erm because it is low to ground,and its tail is quite low...um

Careful with those rotting vegetables now people,that one almost got me.

[Harold Smith]

Are you sure it wasn't Ron Weasely trying to avoid Lavender Brown or was it Malfoy trying to escape Professor Mad Eye Moody before he was turned into something more terrifying than a weasel.

[Ladywell]

You lot are absolutely barking (but very funny)!!!