A striped rodent

[STYRBJORN]

Originally Posted by vole-woman

Russian dwarf hamsters sometimes have stripes down their sides, but they're very very small.

I remember the chipmunk scare - this is before the press moved their attention to monster-foxes. The reporting was eye-wateringly hilarious. And Jeremy Vine did a phone-in where a woman claimed she'd been sitting on a sofa in the back garden (who has a sofa in their back garden?) and a chipmunk had "gone for her" and she'd had to run inside and scream for help. My kids still laugh about it now.

Cue terrible jokes anent monastery kitchen:-
"Are you the chip monk?"
"No, I'm the fish friar"

Boom boom!

[htcdude]

You're all completely wrong on this. It was obviously just a normal hamster with 'Go faster' stripes painted on him

[solus]

Originally Posted by htcdude

You're all completely wrong on this. It was obviously just a normal hamster with 'Go faster' stripes painted on him

That'll be Richard Hammond, then?

*Fetches coat & leaves rapidly*

[STYRBJORN]

It was Red Robin's pet!