Glad I dont live there

[Boddie]

OOOOPH

Source - AOL (link did not work)

Police are searching for a snake that has escaped from its tank and is thought to be on the loose in a small town in Derbyshire.

The seven feet-long boa constrictor, which kills its prey by wrapping itself around it until it suffocates, was reported missing from a house in the Burrows area of Newhall, near Swadlincote.

Police said the giant reptile was not poisonous but warned members of the public not to approach it.

A spokeswoman for Derbyshire Police said: "Experts have warned that the hot weather may make the snake anxious and agitated. Anyone who sees it should call police straight away.''

[wildfire]

ah I heard of a similar thing happening a while back. This guy used to let his pythons have the run of the house, but he was always sure to close the outside doors and windows so he was a bit baffled when one went missing. A bit later on there's a scream from next door. Aparantly the python had gone down his toilet and came up the same way into next doors bathroom while his neighbour was havin a bath!
teach im 4 leavin the loo seat up

[Wild-Woman]

That's torn it. Boddie won't ever go too the loo now!ww