Extinction

[animartco]

Originally Posted by STYRBJORN

Don't mock James. Any Scotsman who has had an enraged bull haggis run up his leg and disappear under his kilt waving a claymore and shouting "I'll hae yir nuts in ma sporran" will assure you that it is an eye-watering experience. Remember, they may only be wee things but they've got guts.

Ric

Which could also be said of the GIANT panda
Just to remind yeeall to tune in if ye dare to channel five next week GIANT PANDA week! What revelations await!

[tcvarlh]

Haggis pl Haggii is almost the sole surviving member of a once large family of Epidermal aeolivores, lat. Stomachus scotii, there are two extant subspecies, S.s levo and S.s dextro. Both are oviperous viviparal monotrachts sharing cloaca and trachea. Highly motile and very rapid this animal is easily captured if one pursues it counter-wise to the animals' flight path.
These animals have a distinct aversion to certain root vegetable, especially neaps and tatties, and will avoid any area planted with said tubers. A useful aid to farmers.

extinct species include :
Greek haggis; Stomachus graecii
sub species
Ithaka kokoretsi; Stomachus graecii odyssii
Bavarian Stopfbauch; Stomachus boii
sub species
Swiss Fullbeutli; Stomacus boii helvetii



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[The Woodman]

A sinisterly amusing post, H.

[STYRBJORN]

I thought it was right on.