Old Sayings,Anecdotes,Related to Wildlife

[sunnydale]

Originally Posted by wizzo

Sunnydale, please forgive my foolish error in not acknowleging your previous post. It was a totally unforgivable mistake, and I can offer no valid excuse. However, my team was beaten on Saturday, at home, by a goal in the 6th minute of added on time. Things at work have been getting very stressfull and Christmas and all the expense that goes with it, is just around the corner. . Please accept my pathetic attempt, at justifying my rudeness and my assurance, that this will never happen again - at least, not until the next time. Wizzo

You've really lost the plot, me thinks!

[posie]

Something else to do, now we've got to help Wizzo find the plot, is it a building plot, or a plot of grazing land, or is it an evil plot that someone has 'cooked' up.Or is it a plot against our nation, or a plot to remove the person or persons who post these ridiculous posts on a wildlife site. When I know exactly what plot we are looking for, then I will start looking, Poor Wizz, dodging about the threads without his plot, totally plotless.HeyHo.

[wizzo]

Oh that started many years ago Sunny, and has been a downward spiral ever since!

[loripo]

Speaking of downward spirals - it's been raining cats and dogs here all day long, and in all directions. And it's cold enough to - well you know

[sunnydale]

Originally Posted by loripo

I'm a Thursday's child and I haven't been anywhere

So am I ....and I'm still on my way!

[wizzo]

.....and I've lost me plot? Hee hee It's nice that we can laugh though. Far too much strife in this world. Keep it up girls, and I'm sure my plot will find me!! Wizzo

[posie]

Yes but wizzy-one there are all sorts of plots as I said before, and you must be careful that it's not a bad plot, disguised as your lovely plot, cos after all, it could be a 'Wolf in sheep's clothing' plot, so do be careful what plot you take on board, or you could be stuck with a plot that you don't want. It could even be a 'lamb plot, dressed to look like a mutton plot', or even a 'mutton plot dressed to look like a lamb plot'. So please do take my advice, offered for the very best of reasons, and carefully examine the plot with a good quality magnifying glass, and go through it with a 'fine toothed comb', and only when you have promised me this, will I be able to rest easy in my bed at nights.......Posie....

[Hedera]

Perhaps you should get one of those fleece underlays to make you sleep!

[Dutchess]

Originally Posted by Hedera

Perhaps you should get one of those fleece underlays to make you sleep!

Or try counting sheep....

[sunnydale]

Originally Posted by Dutchess

Or try counting sheep....

If I do that, I wake with a wooly head!