Illegal Immigrants

[RobinP]

Now we're about to be invaded by the Chipmunk (according to the Daily Mail, which never gets anything wrong ) carrying Lyme's disease and Rabies, there are hundreds of thousands in France already, apparently, just waiting for the chance to hop on a lorry to get over here for free handouts, etc.

So if you've survived the Swine Flu, beware...

[Doggle Avaddit]

Hmm, you won't find much in the way of accurate news in thew Daily Mail, or in most of the press, actually.


Some of us here are old enough to remember there was going to be an Ice Age in the 1970's. Oh, and that the world was going to end in Nuclear War. (Its a good job those women outside Greenham Common managed to persuade the Americans to take their missiles away, eh.)

Wasn't a huge Asteroid going to hit us recently? Or was that just a silly film with Bruce Willis?


So, Bird Flu gives way to Swine flu, which will give way to Lymes disease. We're all doomed. Doooooomed.

[Hedge Witch]

Also reported by Sky News if anyone wants to read all about it:

Chipmunk Invasion: Warnings Of Thousands Of Rodents Coming From France | UK News | Sky News

[Ciderpuss]

what do Chipmunks eat? Not grey squirrels by any chance?

No seriously we dont need any more in comers we've hardly enough room for what we've got!!

[Adam Cheeseman]

Perhaps we could train Chip 'n Dale to give the Mink a bit of a slap too if they get over here.

Cheers,

Adam

[Ciderpuss]

I was just thinking exactly the same thing, snap yes thats a great plan...

[shenk1]

Has nobody seen the undercover news reports showing gangs of man eating chipmunks jumping into the backs of lorries at calais with bag fulls of contraband ciggies under their arms ! These so called experts only ever seem to appear once on tv and never to tell us they got it wrong.

[ron1863]

I like Chipmunks. What habitats do they live in and what do they eat and could they survive our climate?

[Doggle Avaddit]

Originally Posted by ron1863

I like Chipmunks. What habitats do they live in and what do they eat and could they survive our climate?

Well apparently they quite like Paris, so I would imagine they are rather partial to Coffee and Croissants, and the odd Escargot or two.

I doubt they would survive for very long here on fried egg, sausage, bacon, fried bread and black pudding.

[ron1863]

Originally Posted by Doggle Avaddit

Well apparently they quite like Paris, so I would imagine they are rather partial to Coffee and Croissants, and the odd Escargot or two.

I doubt they would survive for very long here on fried egg, sausage, bacon, fried bread and black pudding.

Why not, I have