Hello Leaward,
It may sound a bit harsh, but I echo everything Peter (Ditiola) says.
A better comparison would be a photo of Beyonce

taken from above with a cowboy hat on - if you're lucky you may just get a glimpse of that lovely rear end sticking out and be able guess who it was, but in this case we don't have anything else to go on, plus the fungus has curled up making it more un-natural.
Neil.