You couldn't make this up :-)

[aland]

I have owl boxes in trees near our village, One lunch time a local woman came to me and said there were owls nesting in a box at the top of the field, She took me up the field i called up to the box as i knew just what i had in it out popped jack the jackdaw just as it did every day for me, The woman said there and swore blind it was the color of a owl, I could only smile or she would have thought i was a miserable old git, aland.

[Kayleigh]

Originally Posted by ron1863

Thank god it wasn't "tits" she was there to see

Or male chickens..