OK, you caught me.
For a moment, I thought I'd managed to get to 2,000 without anyone noticing and
(in the voice of a crazy old man in Scooby Doo) "I would've got away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky kids."
I think I'll actually be 50 when I get to the 3,000 mark...that's if I can find the time to add another 1,000 posts in the next 17 years.
Stu