[eeyore]

Originally Posted by Garden Carpet

YESSSSS!!!!!! Well done eeyore could we not slash the hide to rub salt in before spitting to get a nice bit of crackling?: (please consider these grins to be evil!!!)

its doubtful that dan is fat enough - although we could keep him in a barrel for a couple of weeks while we force fed him to fatten him up - but we might be better of marinating him in a vat of cider before stewing him slowly for 24hours *evil grins back atcha*