Garden it is then, I'm honoured. You will of course refer to me as 'Mr Hammer' in all future correspondence
I've thought of another one - jackdaws are like 10 year-old boys, all snotty of face and scabbed of knee, belting round in circles squawking & having a thoroughly good time.
I tried to tell the ex she reminded me of a great tit but I think she misheard and kicked me in the dunnocks
