Playing war in my friends back garden with all the other kids while all the parents were indoors yakking....
I wanted the best gun so i went shuffling around under a line of conifers at the back of the garden for a stick to shoot the enemy that were shooting at me pow pow pow....saw my perfect gun stick ! grabbed it and spun to shoot back only my stick went all wobbly and dangly and kept sticking its tongue out at me....panic !!...yes my first
Slow Worm ! ran indoors in shear fright and the parents came out to see the "Massive snake" i had found !