[Cheryl]

Originally Posted by loripo

It does I must remember that one...
How about

The spring is sprung
the grass is riz I wonder where the birdies is?
They say the bird is on the wing,
But that's absurd,
because the wing is on the bird!

or Boid if you prefer

This one's been attributed to Ogden Nash and e e cummings but I can remember Spike Milligan reciting it so I always thought it was one of his but obviously not