It's not raining here either

Cats and Stewart not happy. Stewart needs to be calm, otherwise his brain parasite wakes up and he (Stewart) starts falling over.
Loved Sparkly Sarah's article - wonder whether it will catch on.
I would love fireworks if they weren't noisy, but what really annoys me is that they are deliberately made noisy! Instead of campaigning for a ban, maybe we would have more success campaigning for silent ones. Or is it the noise that the selfish prats like?