Just to answer everybody peeps...
Of course you can have green women, otherwise how would the green men manage!
Thanks for liking my Seven Spots - I think
Gallery works but not the library images. Or I'm not doing it right.
Andestine, I know what your Green man reminds me of - Tim Curry as Pan in Fern Gulley
I might upload my original (this one I pasted into Powerpoint and blurred the edges) then Martin could try the liquid background.
Re the word for not knowing a word... I checked all sorts like analexic, alexic and so on but either they meant things like dyslexic or nothing so I have decided it must be HIGORANT