The last time I had watched this, we had Bill Oddie spending most of the program talking about Kate Humble Blue Tits, Kate Humble was getting excited about a hole in the ground where nothing ever happened and two snail were copulating along to a dirty french song, I decided there and then that someone had lost the plot. So, imagine my surprise last Friday whilst washing up and I heard the Perfumed Ayatollah gravelly tones wafting in from the living room (lounge to you posh ones
) saying that Bird Poo man was on tele (she is useless with peoples names - she sometimes calls me Jeff
).
I quite liked this format and it is infinitely better than watching empty holes, I like the enthuasism that Chris brings to it, its up their with Bird Poo man but without the deadpan voice. Nine O'clock is a lot better for me but I do hope they dont use this as an excuse that it is past the watershed and they can now show more sha**ing snails.
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