View Single Post

  #1 (permalink)  
Old 17-07-2006, 12:41 PM
eeyore's Avatar
eeyore eeyore is offline
Knight Commander of the Wild Empire
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Chilterns
Posts: 7,797
new rules for clasifying insects

Just to let you know my volunteers and I have made an innovvative decisionm which will revolutionise insect identification and clasification, no more of this linnean stuff and having to learn latin to understand why the species names were given

From now on insects will be devided into just two classes

Nice - Butterflys, dragonflies,bumble bees, and other cute fluffy ones which look pretty and bring everyone joy

and

nasty - wasps, hornets and others that bite and sting, particularly the little black critters that live in reedbeds and which fly down your waders before biting you on the unmentionables !

Eeyorean clasification will shake the scientific world to its very roots, remember you heard it here first ....
__________________
"new improved eeyore , now with added tact..... for that whiter brighter finish"
Reply With Quote