[cherrybee]

Originally Posted by eeyore

One of our regular call outs at this time of year is for ducklings going over our sluices while mummy duck stands at the top quacking impotently. I generally just scoop them up in a pond dipping net.

However last year a cygnet went over and while I was scooping it up, daddy swan got seriously irate and knocked me over the sluice on my bottom, ho hum...

sorry cant stop laughing that struck me as very funny