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Originally Posted by Brocker  I have one for you. . It was a meeting for a local camera club. It was my first one and we had a total of eight of us. We met in the pub and all said our hellos and done the introductions. We had our drinks and all sat round a relatively small table. There were a few smokers so there was a large ashtray in the middle.  After about five minutes, the conversation just got going and suddenly, I had a totally involuntary sneezing fit. One of those that you do not have time to put your hand over your mouth and comes out with such force that you go dizzy. Unfortunately, the ashtray was quite full and directly in front of me. Every one on the table got covered in this hideous cigarette ash and the chairman had two butts floating in his beer.  Not only that, but I had projected the usual nose fluid over the tie of the gentleman opposite (sorry for the detail) I just wanted the ground to swallow me whole but instead I jumped up to assist in clearing up the mess and spilt two unaffected pints in the process. I didn't go back after that evening.  |
hi brocker just loved your tale,you had my husband and me in stitches,we found it so funny,i bet you didnt though and i can imagin you wanted to get out that pub pretty quick,nice one.