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Old 25-12-2007, 04:36 PM
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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes..

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Originally Posted by The Black Rabbit View Post
Talking of Jungles,
that reminds me of one of my favourite jclean jokes....

Why did the tapir get lost?
Because Jungle is massive

(you'll either get it or you won't -no point explaining it!)
oh dear!!! it's a good one though!

a couple more bad cracker ones:
Which are the cleverest sweets?
Smarties

How did the dinosaur know we were coming?
because the brontosaw-us.
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