I'm not one for Football either but i do remember one commentator who used to crease me up.
He........comment...tated....like this...when....the..ball.............was.......... .being passed.....between......players................... .............I....thought.........he...........was .............going.............to................. ..........die...........every time he was on the telly! Who is where is he and why isn't........he........commentating anymore? Hilarious
