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Originally Posted by Billy Wobble Dagger

I must say that while reading your post I didn't smile let alone laugh, well may be a little.
I'm sure if you had worn your full water proofs you wouldn't have found the ditch. I don't suppose you have a photo

BWD (still smiling)

no, no photo thankfully the only evidence that it happened at all is the nasty pair of jeans and the once black, now suspiciously brown wellies that are soaked on the inside! needless to say the farmer reassured me that every last one of his family and staff and at least one natural england advisor had suffered a similar fate. apparently that ditch just catches people out!