My brother, Huw, was on a school trip in France when he was in year 8 and he was going on a walk wit his group. When they were going along a path, his teacher stoppe and pointed down at something and said 'look, theres a lizzard'. Huw pointed out that it couldn't be a lizzard because it didn't have any legs. So Huw being him decided to pick it up and put it in his teachers hat so they could look at it properly. Just as he was picking it up it bit him on the thumb. He eventually got it into the hat, where the teacher announced that it was a baby
Adder!!! They did nothing about it, not even inform mum and dad, and at the end of the three days, his whole arm had gone dead. He hasn't improved much now and he's 4 years older than me!!

Luv 'im!
