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Originally Posted by jdurbo  A lonely man decided that life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So,he went to the pet shop and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
He decided on a centipede, which came with a little white box to use for a house.
He took the centipede home,found a good place for the box, then decided he would start off by taking his new pet for a walk. He went over to the box and asked "would you like to go for a short walk with me?" But there was no answer.He waited a few minutes and asked again "how about going for an evening walk?" But again no answer.
He waited a few minutes more and decided to ask one more time, this time putting his face up to the centipedes house shouting "HEY! in there would you like to go for a walk"
An agitated little voice came shrieking from the box.."I heard you the first time...I'm putting on my shoes !!! 
jen xxx |
I take it that joke was so good it needed repeating (see post 43)
Althought the version I heard was about a centipede playing football and he was putting his boots on
