I can predict this is going to be a popular thread Jez - well done lol!

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A family of
Moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father
Mole stuck his head out of the
Mole hill and looked around. "Mother
Mole" he called back down the hole, "Come up here, I smell honey, lovely fresh honey!"
The mother
Mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"
The baby
Mole, still down in the hole was sulking, "I can't smell anything down here but moleasses....."
Sorry, twas that a bit rude lol!
