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Old 02-09-2007, 07:12 PM
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Re: Nature Jokes

I can predict this is going to be a popular thread Jez - well done lol!
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A family of Moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father Mole stuck his head out of the Mole hill and looked around. "Mother Mole" he called back down the hole, "Come up here, I smell honey, lovely fresh honey!"

The mother Mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"

The baby Mole, still down in the hole was sulking, "I can't smell anything down here but moleasses....."

Sorry, twas that a bit rude lol!
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