01-08-2007, 05:46 PM
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| Re: "Get A Real Job!"
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Originally Posted by almostnormal  its called 'the look' - it takes honing, but if you get it right it can cause widespread panic. you have to get the following feeling into it 'if-you-don't-go-away-right-now-i'm-going-to-put-this-shovel-in-an-anatomical-place-that-will-see-you-asleep-on-your-front-for-the-rest-of-your-natural-life' and combine it with a little bit of 'this-ditch-is-just-the-right-depth-for-you-to-become-a-future-archaeological-find-in'. works everytime, especially if you really imagine doing said things, because you get a vaguely crazy smile and a glazed look in your eyes as you picture it. its very worrying for the person, who if you got it right will back away slowly......  | this is especially effective if you've got purple (sorry cerise) hair
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