What do you do with someone who-
Hates sparrowhawks because they eat sparrows
Hates slugs because they eat his foreign flowers
Hates foxes because they should know better and live in the countryside
Hates long grass because it looks messy
Hates weeds because they grow where they like
Hates dry weather because it withers his lawn
Hates starlings because they eat the bird seed
Hates
Grass Snakes because they get in his pond
Hates daisies because they spoil the look of his lawn
Hates sheds because foxes dig under them
Hates mess because it attracts mice
Hates rats because they are filthy
Hates green fly because it spoils his roses
Hates everything that HE hasn't given permission to go into his garden?
I could go on. What a sad person.
