RoFL
Mind you spare a though for those of us doing practical work in the same conditions
if you are using a chainsaw (as I was on saturday clearing fallen trees) then you have to wear protective leggings
if you are wearing protective leggings then you cant wear waterproof trousers over them
this means that your legings will soak up water , a lot of water
which means they will get very heavy
at this point your saw will conk out due to water getting into the engine
this means you have to walk miles to get the spare out of the van then walk miles back all the while wearing your heavy waterlogged leggings
then once you have finally finished you can repair to the pub for a resorative sherbert or two, at which point you will meet a gorgeous woman
she will look at you like you are something the cat has dragged in , and you will retreat to the toilets in shame
at this point you will look in a mirror and realise that you are covered from head to toe in woodchip, mud , congealed oil , and that you stink to high heaven of 2 stroke fumes.
and you will say to yourself - I am a conservation worker, arent I the lucky one
(well actually yes - because like almost normal I could no more work in an office day in day out than fly to the moon)