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Originally Posted by Paul mabbott  Something has been worrying me ... over the last few months, I've noticed ashtrays in pubs filling up with gum. In a few weeks, there will be more people chewing gum and ... no ashtrays  Where will people put their gum when all the flavour has gone?
Ought we to be buying shares in carpet-cleaning companies ....  |
no doubt, like in school, it will all end up stuck underneath the tables, so when you put your hands under the table, you will be putting them into peoples gum. lovely